From: Jenny Lee
Date: Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:07:36 -0600
To: Riker
Subject: Major Decision
I decided today that I want Taco Bell Meximelts, and Mountain Dew served at my funeral, as this is the meal I want to be remembered for. Can we put this in my will?
Jenny Lee
Subject: Re: Major Decision
To:Jenny Lee
From: Riker
Date: Thu, 19 Jul 2012 01:12:09 +0000
Absolutely. BUT I suggest leaving some leeway or suggested alternatives in the unlikely event neither is available when you die?
Riker
From: Jenny Lee
Date: Wed, 18 Jul 2012 19:15:36 -0600
To: Riker
Subject: RE:Major Decision
If neither of those things are available, that will be the cause of my death, because I just don't want to live in a world without Meximelts and Mountain Dew.
Jenny Lee
Live long and run for the border!
*Much like the "real" Riker in the TNG episode "Measure of a Man." I must admit, I pick some pretty kickass aliases. They work on SO many levels!
Since it is entirely likely I will shuffle off this mortal coil before you I will be unable to partake of such a delectable feast. Which is fine since I hate funerals anyway, and don't want one for me. I'd like my corpse to be sent to one of those body farms so they can study whatever they do when my body decomposes.
ReplyDeleteThe point I'm zeroing in on is, where you want to nourish someone, I'm all about making someone lose their lunch - some eager young-pup CSI wannabe, welcome to forensics!
TMI?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!
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